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If you're at someone's house and there's a clothes hamper in the bathroom, is it okay to be curious and sniff their underwear?

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Everytime my girlfriend tries to give me head, she gags then stops. . . Should I jump?

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How come Asian girl is dream of all man cept Hugh Hefner? I want shot at love too. Me love him and Holly long time.

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Did he consider and read this statement before or after tattooing it permanently onto his arm?

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Do you think George Bush ever gets naked and runs circles around the oval office yelling, "Giddy up, The Indians are coming, the Indians are coming!" ?

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The 'Backstreet Boys' are now balding, fat and approaching their 40's. So. . . like. . .

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How long is Pink going to continue to call herself that? Her hair isn't pink anymore. . . I doubt anything else is either.

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May I suggest you follow me on this Twitter thing? WasThinking. I don't want to be your friend, I just want to know your thoughts. . .

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What's the fastest thing to make for dinner besides Ramen Noodles? Just because it's cold doesn't mean I'm going to rob anyone.

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Was this drawn on using the lip liner of a pig?

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Google, the all knowing. . . Did you mean. . . Barack Obama?

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John McCain: Four more years of the same. . . retardation?

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What do sheep count when they are tying to fall asleep?

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If a country is taken over and bombed and no one says anything, and if a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, does that mean if Sarah Palin winks using both eyes, Russia will disappear?

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My invisible friend pooped his pants. Should I tell my mom?

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If I were to do this on the carpet in the Oval Office, would I resemble anyone?

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If I've made love to someone in Second Life, should I tell people in my first life?

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If you have sex using a condom, are you really having sex?

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If you answer yourself, are you REALLY crazy? Please note: I'll stab you if you say yes.

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On a scale of 1-10, how incredibly irresistible am I? Please note the Please note above.

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Have you ever made your boss a cup of coffee and used Monistat 7 as creamer?

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If you pee the bed in the middle of the night, do you just lay a towel over it and go back to sleep, or. . .

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If a fly loses its wings, is it called a walk?

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If man was created from ape, where did women come from?

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If dogs are smarter than cats, why do they smell and eat poop?

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Does anyone really cut off their nose to spite their face?

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I'm in love with a bitch. Should I give her my bone?

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Why call a plant: "cat nip"? Blunt means to the point? Terrific means to include terror? Buckle means to clasp? Left means gone? Continue means to keep going?

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If white is a combination of colors, and black is the absence of all color. Wouldn't white just be a variation of black?

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Should I even bother buying shampoo?

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My wife is kinky and is into gay sex. We had an argument this morning. What does Bobb It mean??

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My neighbor works at Walgreen's photo center. I took some shots of her through her window at night, should I get my discount anyway?

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How come I can't see you but you can see me?

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What is the purpose of Superman's cape?

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Do cows prefer 1% or 2% milk in their cereal?

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If you're stranded in the middle of the ocean with no life jacket, which is the better choice, having a broken leg or a bleeding one. . .?

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If you're too sexy for your shirt, should you tell people or just take off your shirt?

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If there is no time like the present, then what time is it?

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How do I get my fish to properly drink from a twisty straw?

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Funk and Wagnall... or Merriam Webster??

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Can you really chop anything with chop sticks?

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How come every time you come around, my London, London Bridge wanna go down?

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Fat but pretty, or skinny but ugly?

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If my dog licks my feet after I step out of the shower, do I become wetter or dryer?

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Do you think someone made an error when defining hemorrhoid and asteroid?

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I only have one eye. Should I wink at the chick next to me while driving?

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Would Albert Einstein use a Mac or a PC?

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At what age do I switch my baby's formula to whiskey?

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Do I have a chance with Scary Spice if I tell her what I really, really want?

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Brett Favre: A big ass crybaby, or a genuinely good actor looking to mark his tree in history?

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What causes more gas, Burrito Casserole or re-fried cabbage?

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My light bill is high, should I just not pay it?

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My neighbor's cat wandered onto my property, does that mean it's mine?

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If you adopted an orphan Asian baby named Ding Uh Ling, would you change his name?

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An African widow e-mailed me asking for my bank account number. Should I share it?